Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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