We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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