I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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