there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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