So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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