Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize