He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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