Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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