So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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