fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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