Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
im about as happy as oj after his trial
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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