if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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