Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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