My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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