We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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