mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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