ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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