It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
