I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
there was a trapeze. enough said
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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