i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
operation have a gay friend backfired
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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