i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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