420 ftw
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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