it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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