Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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