i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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