Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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