she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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