i will never coherently bang her
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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