ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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