you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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