apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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