Will you blow on my dice?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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