also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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