Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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