She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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