i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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