No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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