he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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