Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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