You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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