READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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