you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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