Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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