we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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