the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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