i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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