its not stalking. its research.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Drake has all the answers
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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