wanna go halves on a baby?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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