Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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