i barfeds in our rink
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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