I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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