There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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