What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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