Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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